Feeling Old Yet?

I found these comparisons in a magazine. Sadly, I could relate to most of them. Where did the last few decades go?

1975: Long hair
2008: Longing for hair

1975: Acid rock
2008: Acid reflex

1975: Moving to California because it's cool
2008: Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1975: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2008: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1975: Seeds and stems
2008: Roughage

1975: Disco
2008: Costco

1975: Going to a new, hip joint
2008: Receiving a new hip joint

1975: Passing the drivers' test
2008: Passing the vision test

1975: Whatever
2008: Depends